I discovered this morning at work… that eggs + me = Baaaaaaaaaaaaad combination. Ick. I felt AWFUL all morning. It wasn’t until my first break, when I ate an apple, that I felt better.
So uh, I’m saying bye-bye to the eggs from here on out. Unless a recipe here and there calls for 1-2… but no more egg breakfasts… noooooooooo way.
This just goes to prove that eggs are not a natural part of our diets. Our ancestors ate only a few eggs a YEAR… not a DAY!
Today’s Menu:Breakfast: 3 Fried Eggs w/Avocado
Snack: 4 Apple
Lunch: 1 Orange
Snack: 3 Sugar Pears
Dinner: Beef Patty w/Avocado
Snack: Baba Ghanouj w/Cucumber
*yeah, I know. Not paleo. Hey… it was a one-time deal. I had to know how it would make me feel!
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Nutritional Analysis:
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Physical and Emotional Changes:
1. Eggs cause excessive gas and bloating.
2. Eggs cause body odour.
3. Eggs cause drained energy levels, dizziness (blood sugar) and decreased mental clarity.
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