Friday, September 25, 2009

About That Scale

A couple of times a week, I write down what my weight will be at the beginning of each month if I can lose 10 pounds a month.  How many months will it take?  Where will I be then and what will I be doing?  What will I be able to do when I lose x number of pounds?  How should I reward myself for losing 10 pounds or 20 pound or 50 pounds?  When will I be able to fly without asking for a seatbelt extender?  When will I be able to ride a horse?  To run?

My reward at the end, when I finally get down to what people consider normal and healthy, is to arrange for plastic surgery.  Even then I won’t be good enough.

In the last week I’ve gained 10 pounds.

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